Unhappy Hipsters

It's lonely in the modern world, or so proclaims the tagline of this Dezeen Magazine meets Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy design tumblr, Unhappy Hipsters. Here are a few gems you'll find on it:

"The dog’s ability to fully surrender aroused in him a feeling of discontent and resentment."

"The things that once so defined him — shag carpeting, Room & Board sofas, monogamy — now suffocated him."

"You can come out when you can properly explain the differences between Modernist architecture and postmodern ornamentation."

Thanks to @pastemagazine for the link and if you aren't already following them on Twitter, I advise you to do so!